Have you ever needed a fuckton of lube but haven't wanted to deal with the infamous 55-gallon drum of the stuff? The Lube Seed Powdered Lubricant could be the answer to your troubles. This small sachet of concentrated, desiccated lube is enough to make 3.5 L (0.9 gallons) of slippery goodness. All you need is some water. Even the 63 packets you'd need to create 55 gallons would take up far less space than the legendary water-butt-sized tub (and cost a lot less), so this really is the practical choice. And you can control the viscosity to your preference, too. Simply adjust the amount of water you mix in.
The Lube Seed Powdered Lubricant features: