Lay-D onahole doubles as room decoration for poking

This has got to be the most style-conscious masturbator we’ve ever seen. You know how girls often have these mini-mannequins in their rooms that hold their jewelry and can also be dressed up? Yes, I HAVE been in a female’s room before, despite having a significant stock of Flip Holes.

This doesn’t hold your jewelry, but it’s a clever way to hide your onahole by disguising it as an only mildly perverted erotic toy. The Lay-D (product page) comes in three versions, each with a different skin tone and internal hole style, and when she isn’t giving you virtual love she’s sitting on her stand.

It’s your choice whether to clothe her in the included tank top or not, but who would have thought that room decorations could double as male sex toys?

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Tenga Warmer coming soon!

UPDATE: The Tenga Warmer is now online!

We’ve just gotten some exclusive shots and diagrams of the coming Tenga Warmer, the powered evolution of the previous Hole Warmer that was a great idea, but wasn’t a great long-term solution. The new Warmer is going to change that by going electric!

Using any onahole or onacup (including the FlipHole!), even non-Tenga products, you just slide it over the Tenga Warmer, flip it on, and get it warmed up perfectly to body temperature. A cold onahole is perhaps the only downside of using these products, because it’s the clearest separation between the real thing.

KanojoToys has a large number of these on the way, and will be selling immediately from X-mas day if all goes well. Too late for a stocking stuffer, but it’s never too late to stuff it yourself!

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Tenga Egg - Demo

OK, so this is pretty NSFW, but we now have a quick demo so you can see what the new Tenga Eggs can do to you and your little guy.

Get your Tenga Eggs online HERE while they last!

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Tenga Warmer - Heating Dock for Masturbators

UPDATE: Tenga Warmer now available!

The original Hole Warmer has been out of stock for a loooonnng time, but there’s something MUCH more fun on its way. To better enhance the Tenga experience, KanojoToys will soon be carrying the Tenga Warmer, a powered device that heats your masturbators to the perfect body temperature.

This thing looks amazing and, even though we don’t have a release date yet, we’re pretty excited about it around here. It looks like a mix between a gadget charger and a shaving cream can heater…but who would be the wiser? The little red power button is just begging you to turn it on Promo video below!

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Japanese sex toy foods and drinks get big

A while back we blogged about some “novelty” green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???

For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it’s Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).

While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need a quick meal, Cup Noodles are one of Japan’s most famous exports. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nasty to the cup, now’s your chance….inside the mock Cup Nude is a silicone sleeve for solo pleasure!

Kirin’s Nodogoshi (swallowable) beer isn’t actually beer, but a low-malt substitute. In that spirit, the Nodoshiko (Throat Stroke) onacup isnt real either, but it’s also a low-priced substitute!

Taisho’s Lipobitan series is all about ENERGY. These are health drinks to perk up hungover salarymen, but the mock lotions Chinpobibin (erect dick) and Mankobikun (Stimulated Pussy) lubes and lotions perk up much more.

Finally, in the tea market, Kirin makes great straight tea, and ITOEN does it with green tea, but I don’t think either of them expected to have their brands parodied and sexualized for pervs like us who just want some good lotion with an easy screw-on cap.

Bottoms up! lol

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