Japanese sex toy foods and drinks get big

Written by: Megumi on October 21, 2008 at 6:54 pm | In Erotic Japan Blog |

A while back we blogged about some “novelty” green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???

For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it’s Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).

While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need a quick meal, Cup Noodles are one of Japan’s most famous exports. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nasty to the cup, now’s your chance….inside the mock Cup Nude is a silicone sleeve for solo pleasure!

Kirin’s Nodogoshi (swallowable) beer isn’t actually beer, but a low-malt substitute. In that spirit, the Nodoshiko (Throat Stroke) onacup isnt real either, but it’s also a low-priced substitute!

Taisho’s Lipobitan series is all about ENERGY. These are health drinks to perk up hungover salarymen, but the mock lotions Chinpobibin (erect dick) and Mankobikun (Stimulated Pussy) lubes and lotions perk up much more.

Finally, in the tea market, Kirin makes great straight tea, and ITOEN does it with green tea, but I don’t think either of them expected to have their brands parodied and sexualized for pervs like us who just want some good lotion with an easy screw-on cap.

Bottoms up! lol

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