Tenga Warmer now online: Demo video

Don’t get too excited, but this thing does get VERY warm. Get the Hole Warmer yourself online!

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Sex Vending Machines for rural pervs

We all know about the myths and magic behind Japanese vending machines…it’s not like they haven’t been covered in the media, but what about the sex vending machines? Aside from kid-oriented machines that sell poop toys, actual sex vending machines aren’t exactly front and center in Japan.

In fact, the majority of sex-related vending machines are not in the red light districts of cities, but in the mountains. After all, cities have plenty of sex shops already, but what does the average mountain-dweller do when he needs a dildo, porno, or pair of panties? Your answer is below:

This sex shack is about as far away from your average sex store as possible. This is good, because it’s entirely “staffed” by vending machines dispensing all kinds of goodies. What about the rumored “used panties” that are supposedly in Japanese vending machines? Well, we’ve been in Japan many years and have never seen it once. perhaps it existed once upon a time, but the panties in these machines are as pure and new as the girls we wish had worn them first.

The “cigarette” vendor? Yeah, that’s a creative way to repackage panties for instant sale

Of course, love hotels have their own sex toy vendors, but these customers clearly have sex on their minds and an immediate opportunity to use the good. In the case of this countryside sex video/goods/magazine shack, the carnal desires of even passing motorists can be instantly fulfilled.

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Lay-D onahole doubles as room decoration for poking

This has got to be the most style-conscious masturbator we’ve ever seen. You know how girls often have these mini-mannequins in their rooms that hold their jewelry and can also be dressed up? Yes, I HAVE been in a female’s room before, despite having a significant stock of Flip Holes.

This doesn’t hold your jewelry, but it’s a clever way to hide your onahole by disguising it as an only mildly perverted erotic toy. The Lay-D (product page) comes in three versions, each with a different skin tone and internal hole style, and when she isn’t giving you virtual love she’s sitting on her stand.

It’s your choice whether to clothe her in the included tank top or not, but who would have thought that room decorations could double as male sex toys?

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Tenga Warmer coming soon!

UPDATE: The Tenga Warmer is now online!

We’ve just gotten some exclusive shots and diagrams of the coming Tenga Warmer, the powered evolution of the previous Hole Warmer that was a great idea, but wasn’t a great long-term solution. The new Warmer is going to change that by going electric!

Using any onahole or onacup (including the FlipHole!), even non-Tenga products, you just slide it over the Tenga Warmer, flip it on, and get it warmed up perfectly to body temperature. A cold onahole is perhaps the only downside of using these products, because it’s the clearest separation between the real thing.

KanojoToys has a large number of these on the way, and will be selling immediately from X-mas day if all goes well. Too late for a stocking stuffer, but it’s never too late to stuff it yourself!

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Tenga Egg Demo Video #2

Well, it seems that YouTube thought that our previous Tenga Egg demo video wasn’t appropriate (boo), so here’s one right from the source with Tenga founder Matsumoto-san!

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Tenga Egg - Demo

OK, so this is pretty NSFW, but we now have a quick demo so you can see what the new Tenga Eggs can do to you and your little guy.

Get your Tenga Eggs online HERE while they last!

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Tenga Egg masturbators now out!

We blogged it first when we got the information, but the new Tenga Egg from the innovators at Tenga Japan is out and we’ve gotten our hands on it (pun definitely intended).

What’s cool about the Egg series (beyond the concept and packaging) is that they’re actually quite different from your standard onaholes or onacups. First, when you open up each Egg (Clicker, Wavy, or Spider version) it definitely looks like a hardboiled egg, but inside is a small packet of lotion to put inside!

When you use the Egg, the silicone layer is actually quite thin and warms quickly to your body temperature. You can then stroke, rub, and do how you feel (!!) while still keeping the feeling of using your hand. The Eggs are actually an enhancement for your hand, not a substitute, which is great for those of us who are used to the good old right hand but still like to mix it up.

We’ll be online with a video review ASAP, so stay tuned, and be sure to check out the Tenga Eggs in the online shop. Maybe an early Easter present? LOL. I say stocking stuffer all the way…

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Tenga Warmer - Heating Dock for Masturbators

UPDATE: Tenga Warmer now available!

The original Hole Warmer has been out of stock for a loooonnng time, but there’s something MUCH more fun on its way. To better enhance the Tenga experience, KanojoToys will soon be carrying the Tenga Warmer, a powered device that heats your masturbators to the perfect body temperature.

This thing looks amazing and, even though we don’t have a release date yet, we’re pretty excited about it around here. It looks like a mix between a gadget charger and a shaving cream can heater…but who would be the wiser? The little red power button is just begging you to turn it on Promo video below!

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Tenga Onacup Masturbation Toys demo commercial

The standard series of Tenga Onacups has been around for some time now, but it’s often hard to tell exactly how to use it. After all, can something small and plastic suck as well as they say it does? Probably, but watch to see! This is a pretty good overview of the cups and what they do…

Tenga available here at the KanojoToys Shop….

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Japanese sex toy foods and drinks get big

A while back we blogged about some “novelty” green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???

For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it’s Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).

While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need a quick meal, Cup Noodles are one of Japan’s most famous exports. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nasty to the cup, now’s your chance….inside the mock Cup Nude is a silicone sleeve for solo pleasure!

Kirin’s Nodogoshi (swallowable) beer isn’t actually beer, but a low-malt substitute. In that spirit, the Nodoshiko (Throat Stroke) onacup isnt real either, but it’s also a low-priced substitute!

Taisho’s Lipobitan series is all about ENERGY. These are health drinks to perk up hungover salarymen, but the mock lotions Chinpobibin (erect dick) and Mankobikun (Stimulated Pussy) lubes and lotions perk up much more.

Finally, in the tea market, Kirin makes great straight tea, and ITOEN does it with green tea, but I don’t think either of them expected to have their brands parodied and sexualized for pervs like us who just want some good lotion with an easy screw-on cap.

Bottoms up! lol

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